Chad Johnson has been sentenced to 30 days in jail for smacking ass. Hold up, let me explain. Ocho Negro was in court on a probation violation and a deal was worked out to keep the former NFL star out of jail. But when the judge asked Chad if he was satisfied with his legal representation he slapped his male attorney on the buttocks. No Ocho Homo. Then the judge, feeling like Chad took her courtroom for a joke, cancelled the plea deal and gave him 30 days. So now call him Ocho Stupido because the only two places where it’s alright to smack a dude on the butt is the football field and the jailhouse. And now Chad will have done both.
Concert promoter Randy Phillip said that one time Michael Jackson was so drunk he had to slap him. (Whack). But after growing up with Papa Joe Mike probably laughed and said you hit like a beyotch.
Rapper 2 Chainz was robbed at gunpoint. Armed gunmen took his wallet in broad daylight. And surveillance video shows 2 Chainz entire 14 men entourage running away in fear. And Two Chains himself was so scared that later on when he checked his underwear he found two stains.
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