Huggy Lowdown Brings the “Petty” To Thursday

Every Thursday, Huggy Lowdown takes us on a hilarious, no-holds-barred rollercoaster ride of shade, gossip, and razor-sharp commentary. Known for his delightfully petty digs, Huggy brought the fireworks this week on Vic Jagger in the Morning, and we’re still recovering.

First, Huggy celebrated “Petty Thursday” by announcing a fragrance that no one asked for. The audacity? Off the charts. A familiar figure with a reputation for violating personal boundaries—yes, the one dubbed “Mr. Grabbin by the private parts”—has now introduced Victory 40. Huggy speculated about the $250 cologne’s notes of “pampered lifestyles” while reminding everyone that this might be the most cringeworthy PR move of the year.

Then, there was the roast of Kyle Rittenhouse, nicknamed “Crying Cow.” Huggy hilariously highlighted how a single Twitter edit transformed Rittenhouse from “media darling” to “cartoon-inspired comedy.” Cue the petty applause.

Finally, hip-hop drama made its way into the spotlight. Suge Knight is back, chatting up anyone who answers his calls. This time, it’s about Tupac, conspiracy theories, and, believe it or not, a blunt allegedly rolled with cremated remains. Sounds wild? Huggy thinks so too.

From celebrity missteps to outright absurdities, Huggy’s biting humor never misses. Petty Thursdays isn’t just a segment; it’s an art form of comedic commentary. Bring on next Thursday!